Thursday, May 04, 2006
10 Reasons Why Rowing is Better than Sex
Rowers are fond of many various t-shirts sayings. Changing slogans like Dunkin' Doughnuts to Funkin' Rownuts and IHop to IRow. One very popular t-shirt lists the top ten reasons why rowing is better than sex. And here they are:
10. You can row with minors and not get arrested
9. You don’t have to worry about where your oar has been before
8. Two words “Cox Box”
7. You can row with up to seven people at a time
6. Your oar will never give you an S.T.D. (except crabs)
5. Female rowers give Head races a new name
4. Let’s face it, it’s hot
3. In rowing there is a coach to tell you what you did wrong
2. After a good hard row everyone is satisfied
1. In rowing the catch is aggressive, the hands are quick, the slide smooth, the drive powerful, and the oar is always hard.
10. You can row with minors and not get arrested
9. You don’t have to worry about where your oar has been before
8. Two words “Cox Box”
7. You can row with up to seven people at a time
6. Your oar will never give you an S.T.D. (except crabs)
5. Female rowers give Head races a new name
4. Let’s face it, it’s hot
3. In rowing there is a coach to tell you what you did wrong
2. After a good hard row everyone is satisfied
1. In rowing the catch is aggressive, the hands are quick, the slide smooth, the drive powerful, and the oar is always hard.
# posted by Anonymous @ 1:22 PM 
